2. Which of the following is your favorite hobby?
Writing poetry.
Watching tv.
Web design.
Shopping.
Hiding.
Stuffing your face.

3. What's your favorite color?
Blue
Aqua
Yellow
Red
Brown
Black

4. What's your pet?
A cat
A dog
A snake
A bird
A hampster
I don't have any.

5. When you were a baby, and you saw something dangling over your head, how did you react?
I started screaming until someone picked me up.
I viciously attacked it.
I spit up.
I giggled like crazy and kicked my legs a lot.
I rolled over and went back to sleep.
I started crying. Then I stopped.

6. A waiter brings you undercooked food. What is your response?
"What is this garbage?!?"
"Oh well. My health doesn't matter. I'm going to die someday anyway."
"Could you please tell the chef to reheat this? Great... thanks."
"[groan]"
"Oh wow! Undercooked food! Huh!"
"I'm going to get E-Coli!!! Cook this to 160º right now or I won't touch it!"