The jokes below were all submitted by visitors to the site. I can't promise that they're funny, but perhaps they're entertaining. If you have a joke (nothing inappropriate, please), you can send it to me along with the any contact information you want posted with it and/or information on where you got it or who wrote it if you aren't the author. Here are the existing jokes.

  • Q: why is it so hot after a baseball game? A: because all the FANS leave
        by Sheree.

  • What did the raisin say to the refrigerator? Nothing! Raisins can't talk stupid!
        by Laura.

  • Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
        by Kym.

  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To go kill Emmy.
        by Ada.
    Note: Emmy is my nick-name.

  • What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Na- cho cheese! (Not your cheese.)
        by Jill.

  • Thats why the chicken crossed the road.
        by Emily.

  • What do you get when you cross a jehova's witness and a unitarian universalist? A person who knocks on your door for no reason.
        by Celeste.

  • What are walls made out of? CONCRETE!
        by Sarah.

  • Who is the most popular singer among the cows? MOOdonna!
        by Lyn.

  • q. why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    a. because he was dead. duh.
    q. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
    a. because he was stapled to the first one, of course!
    q. why did the THIRD monkey fall out of the tree?
    a. peer pressure!!!!!!
        by Annmarie.

  • Why did the cactus cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's butt! *badababoom.. ching!*
        by Meg.

  • Q: how do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?
    A: open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door

    Q: how do you get a GIRAFFE into a refrigerator?
    A: open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

    Q: the lion king is having an animal meeting. everyone comes except one animal. which animal doesn't attend?
    A: the giraffe; he's in the refrigerator

    Q: how do you cross a crocodile-infested river?
    A: just wade across; the crocs are at the animal meeting
        by Ashley.

    Have a great joke? E-mail it to me to be put on this page. Please include name and/or e-mail and site address too!